Euchre Bead Tournament
Elaine's Bachelorette Party Edition
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RULES
RULES
11 Rounds or Two Hours
11 Rounds or Two Hours
The tournament is played for 11 rounds or 2 hours, whichever comes first.
Three Tables
Three Tables
Teams and tables have been predetermined. Table 1 will be playing with an adult deck featuring an array of sexual positions. Table 2 and 3 will play with a normal, non-sexual deck of cards. Spoiler alert: Elaine is always playing at table 1! Sit back and get comfortable, this deck is very uncomfortable!
Eight Deals Per Round
Eight Deals Per Round
Every player will deal twice each round.
No Stealing the Deal
No Stealing the Deal
This is a friendly tournament. Plus, it messes up the twice-around rule.
Euchres
Euchres
You and your partner must put on a string of EUCHRE BEADS every time you are euchred! Both players will also be offered a Jello Shot for every Euchre. Unless Elaine is your partner, in which case you’ll be offered BOTH Jello Shots!* Elaine is in a delicate condition and will be supervising but not participating in shots.
Stick-the-Dealer
Stick-the-Dealer
The dealer must choose a suit to play. This is in the best interest of everyone playing at the table for the chance to earn points every round. Players euchred on stick-the-dealer do not have to wear Euchre beads, but will be offered Jello Shots!
Scoring
Scoring
You can get any number of points per round (up to 32 if you somehow manage to get 8 loners in a row). Rounds can end in ties. Each round you track your score, which will always be the same as your partner. Your final score is the sum of all your rounds. (Points are the same as traditional Euchre: 1 point for calling and taking three-four tricks, 2 points for calling and taking 5 tricks, 2 points for a Euchre, 4 points for taking five tricks while going alone.)
Winner
Winner
There will only be one winner. A tiebreaker will be determined with a game of speed.
*Drinking is always your choice. No one is obligated to consume alcohol. Any unwanted Jello Shots may be handed to Chelsea. As the MOH, she'll help you out!
What the HELL are Euchre Beads?
What the HELL are Euchre Beads?
Euchre Beads was invented in the spring of 2018 in an effort to "bring more shame to the game." The beads are intended to identify teams that consistently bid unsuccessfully. As the tournament progresses and new teams are identified, those without beads should consider themselves superior to those with beads. Let the games begin!
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